January 2012
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“The only thing that can really heal a broken heart… is time.”
– Ted via How I Met Your Mother (via i-ong)
December 2011
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The Bro Code
Ted: Tell me exactly how it happened??!!!!!!!!
Barney: How it happened?You mean, what position????
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November 2011
13 posts
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“I thought I was doing it the good way this time. I guess there is no good way....”
– Ted Mosby (via alifeelsewhere)
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Barney: Ted
Ted: Yeah
Barney: I must have Robin back
Ted: You're kidding, right?
Barney: No. I don't know what it is, but I want Robin back
Ted: I know what it is. You're like a little kid who throws a toy away and wants it back the second another kid's playing with it
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'You can grab life by the crack
dobz:
And lick the crap out of it.’
:’)
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“I’m such a mess. Why do you even like me?
—-
I am constantly amazed by the...”
– How I Met Your Mother (via thepoetryman)
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“When you meet the right person, you know it. You can’t stop thinking about them....”
– Tick, Tick, Tick…
How I Met Your Mother, S07E10
(via indeathwetrust)
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... Swarley
letsgotothemalltodayokay:
“She’s got the crazy eyes, you just can’t see it because you’ve got ‘haven’t-been-laid-in-a-while’ blindness.”
Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother
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barneystinsonismybrother asked: Your blog is awesome <3 ! Followed. Check out mine :) ?
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barney:) →
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October 2011
14 posts
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“When I married you (Lily), I married your problems too. The ones I knew about,...”
– Marshall Eriksen (via yabessumampouw)
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Distant Imagination: Legendary Theories, Rules and... →
paulomiguelgabuat:
We all know that How I Met Your Mother has paid tribute to theories and rules concerning different aspects and situations. Let’s have a run down of them right here.
1. The Olive Theory
First off is the Olive Theory. We have heard of this theory all the way back from the pilot episode….
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“I can actually hear the sound of her vagina being boarded up.”
– Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother (via dasaj)
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“random girl: “I’ve had a serious week. I should just do something stupid.”
ted:...”
– how I met your mother (via kmath7)
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September 2011
15 posts
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“Baby, I can’t take it anymore. I gotta tell somebody that we’re...”
– Marshall Eriksen
Season 7: Episode 1
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“Get ready Cleveland, the last man to screw you this hard then disappear was...”
– Barney Stinson
Season 7: Episode 1
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A wise man once said....
beenfuckinawesome:
“The only reason to wait a month for sex, is if the girl is 17 years and 11 months old.”-Barney
spoken like a true gentleman.
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evoked:
“No, Barney, don’t you get on that escalator!… and don’t you dare get on that subsequent escalator!”
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August 2011
19 posts
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EMAILS, FOR ANY BROCASION.
sugarfixdirtytricks:
Sympathy.
To: Bro.
From: Bro.
Subject: Dude.
“Sorry Bro.”
Congratulations.
To: Bro.
From: Bro.
Subject: BRO!
“Nice, Bro!”
Get Well Soon.
To: Bro.
From: Bro.
Subject: Bro…
“Don’t give up bro!”
Happy Birthday.
To: Bro.
From: Bro.
Subject: Dude.
“Drinks on me, bro!”
Thinking Of You.
To: Not applicable.
From: Not applicable.
Subject: Not applicable.
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“Lily, if one of the Vancouver Canucks walked in here, my panties would drop so...”
– Robin Scherbatsky (via ihadsomethingforthis)